You can admit it to us. Valentine’s Day makes you angry. We feel the same way. By February 28th, the world will have crashed hard after its sugar high. The cheap, flammable teddy bears holding red hearts will be stashed safely in drug store back rooms again where they can’t hurt you. It will be safe to come out of your house.
Come to our show at Dante’s and express your righteous rage against all that is sticky and overwrought. We share your fury and confusion about Cupid and his creepy, chubby arms shooting arrows. We are angry, too. Now give us a hug.